Fidnarlfig is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, sage goblin.

Fidnarlfig created the Tadpole Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fidnarlfig, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fidnarlfig, it will turn you into a hamster.

Fidnarlfig's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Fidnarlfig's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from fawn horses for they are unholy.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Do not wear silver on your body.

4. Fidnarlfig loves birds, so they must be honoured.

5. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.