Fossjarncun is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, benevolent wren.

Fossjarncun created the Large Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fossjarncun, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Fossjarncun, it will try to impress you with trees.

Fossjarncun's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Fossjarncun's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not hurt gulls.

3. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never run near porpoises.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fossjarncun.