Nurlrowsand is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, competent hippopotamus.

Nurlrowsand created energy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurlrowsand, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nurlrowsand, she will manifest in front of you.

Nurlrowsand's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Nurlrowsand's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cell theory.

2. Do not hurt voles.

3. Feed all hungry ducks.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.