Flagyattwigligbomcep Zigyarlgetfad is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, two-faced lobster.

Flagyattwigligbomcep Zigyarlgetfad created the planet Venus five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flagyattwigligbomcep Zigyarlgetfad, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Flagyattwigligbomcep Zigyarlgetfad, he will try to impress you with trees.

Flagyattwigligbomcep Zigyarlgetfad's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Flagyattwigligbomcep Zigyarlgetfad's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt shrews.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never think ill of sick horses.