Bogbessdudfot Milzodjad Sakwikbog is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, clever goat.

Bogbessdudfot Milzodjad Sakwikbog created the Tadpole Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bogbessdudfot Milzodjad Sakwikbog, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bogbessdudfot Milzodjad Sakwikbog, she will strike you with lightening.

Bogbessdudfot Milzodjad Sakwikbog's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Bogbessdudfot Milzodjad Sakwikbog's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four dolphins approach from the east.

2. Bogbessdudfot Milzodjad Sakwikbog loves ducks, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never look at black holes.