Cisstipquag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, witty troll.

Cisstipquag created gold three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cisstipquag, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cisstipquag, it will turn you into a duck.

Cisstipquag's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Cisstipquag's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Cisstipquag.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cisstipquag.

5. Never feed limes to turtles while wearing brown hats.