Sidkenarp is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, narcissistic tapir.

Sidkenarp created the Small Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.

If you believe in Sidkenarp, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Sidkenarp, it will send minions to preach to you.

Sidkenarp's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Sidkenarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always obey Sidkenarp's priests.

3. Always wear violet.

4. Do not wear purple clothing.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.