Sugbugfut is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, egotistical horse.

Sugbugfut created a quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sugbugfut, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sugbugfut, he will ignore you.

Sugbugfut's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Sugbugfut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.

5. Never go into green rooms.