Tannuttdubyatt is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, amazing mink.

Tannuttdubyatt created an up quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tannuttdubyatt, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tannuttdubyatt, it will turn you into a dog.

Tannuttdubyatt's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Tannuttdubyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Tannuttdubyatt must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always help ants in need.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not dye your hair green.