Fagflyfit is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, impressive jaguar.

Fagflyfit created the solar system three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fagflyfit, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fagflyfit, it will turn you into a snail.

Fagflyfit's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Fagflyfit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your legs.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. You must love Fagflyfit.

5. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Fagflyfit on top of all buildings.