Tenlegjip is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, humane pigeon.

Tenlegjip created everything that exists two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tenlegjip, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Tenlegjip, she will curse you with boils.

Tenlegjip's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Tenlegjip's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

3. Hide from indigo snails for they are unholy.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Hide if three doves approach from the west.