Rigortmob is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, amazing crow.

Rigortmob created the planet Jupiter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rigortmob, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Rigortmob, it will laugh at you.

Rigortmob's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Rigortmob's Holy Commandments

1. Rigortmob loves whales, so they must be honoured.

2. Run away if six voles approach from the north.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. You must pray to Rigortmob nine times a day.

5. Never mention birds.