Dussbestvad is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, annoying horse.

Dussbestvad created the world six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dussbestvad, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dussbestvad, he will laugh at you.

Dussbestvad's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Dussbestvad's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Run away if four squirrels approach from the west.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Feed all hungry porpoises.

5. Never eat bark.