Jopgadbod is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, irritating faun.

Jopgadbod created a Higgs boson two years ago.

If you believe in Jopgadbod, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Jopgadbod, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Jopgadbod's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Jopgadbod's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your legs orange.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Jopgadbod loves badgers, so they must be respected.

5. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.