Bonlibpop is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, bad-tempered duck.

Bonlibpop created Europe four million years ago.

If you believe in Bonlibpop, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Bonlibpop, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bonlibpop's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Bonlibpop's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt frogs.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Erect eight gold sculptures of Bonlibpop on top of important buildings.

5. Do not hurt moths.