Vadvogvid is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, kind octopus.

Vadvogvid created dark matter five million years ago.

If you believe in Vadvogvid, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Vadvogvid, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Vadvogvid's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Vadvogvid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about otters.

2. Erect a large silver sculpture of Vadvogvid on top of all buildings.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vadvogvid.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.