Tamtomflag is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, ill-tempered frog.

Tamtomflag created the universe six million years ago.

If you believe in Tamtomflag, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tamtomflag, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Tamtomflag's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Tamtomflag's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear magenta.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always help sheep.