Gemnegfas is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, prudent scorpion.

Gemnegfas created life two years ago.

If you believe in Gemnegfas, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gemnegfas, he will destroy your favourite star.

Gemnegfas' most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Gemnegfas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

2. Put Gemnegfas first in all things.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gemnegfas.

5. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Gemnegfas on top of all buildings.