Karwabvedgessjon is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, sage shrew.

Karwabvedgessjon created the Cigar Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Karwabvedgessjon, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Karwabvedgessjon, it will turn you into a plant.

Karwabvedgessjon's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Karwabvedgessjon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Retreat if four ants approach from the east.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Always help rats.