Gudfarlig is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, kind fly.

Gudfarlig created a top quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gudfarlig, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gudfarlig, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Gudfarlig's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Gudfarlig's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always help horses.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. You must pray to Gudfarlig eight times a day.

5. Never write about amino acids.