Pomnuttfotpig is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, amazing swallow.

Pomnuttfotpig created the planet Venus eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pomnuttfotpig, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Pomnuttfotpig, he will refuse to believe in you.

Pomnuttfotpig's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Pomnuttfotpig's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat coconuts.

2. You must love Pomnuttfotpig.

3. Retreat if nine voles approach from the east.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never play with disobedient children.