Canfutflab is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, benevolent eagle.

Canfutflab created a quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Canfutflab, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Canfutflab, she will laugh at you.

Canfutflab's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Canfutflab's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from green swans, for they are unholy.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not dye your hair fawn.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Erect eight titanium sculptures of Canfutflab on top of important buildings.