Sagtadhuggess is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, charitable dragon.

Sagtadhuggess created the solar system eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sagtadhuggess, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sagtadhuggess, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Sagtadhuggess' most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Sagtadhuggess' Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.

2. Do not take Sagtadhuggess' name in vain.

3. Always obey Sagtadhuggess' priests.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never eat green fruit.