Rakmutzenman is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, passionate wyrm.

Rakmutzenman created the Cigar Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rakmutzenman, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Rakmutzenman, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Rakmutzenman's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Rakmutzenman's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

2. Always treat otters with great respect.

3. Always look after injured turtles.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never eat green fruit.