Dintenyog is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, kind sheep.

Dintenyog created viruses two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dintenyog, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dintenyog, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Dintenyog's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Dintenyog's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not eat limes.

3. Always treat frogs with great respect.

4. You must love Dintenyog.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.