Carbemjan is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unthoughtful snake.

Carbemjan created humanity seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Carbemjan, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Carbemjan, he will boil you in a big pot.

Carbemjan's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Carbemjan's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of horses.

2. Erect nine gold sculptures of Carbemjan on top of important buildings.

3. Never talk about sheep.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never wear fawn hats.