Cetdimlag is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, contented dingo.

Cetdimlag created a bottom quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cetdimlag, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cetdimlag, he will turn you into a mouse.

Cetdimlag's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Cetdimlag's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Cetdimlag.

2. Always help dogs in need.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Do not listen to music.