Pinlinrutt is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, confident hedgehog.

Pinlinrutt created a strange quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pinlinrutt, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Pinlinrutt, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Pinlinrutt's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Pinlinrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms gray.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Feed all hungry otters.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always pray immersed in water.