Zenbifciss is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, vain crow.

Zenbifciss created the Virgo Supercluster eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zenbifciss, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Zenbifciss, he will turn you into a frog.

Zenbifciss' most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Zenbifciss' Holy Commandments

1. Erect three copper sculptures of Zenbifciss on top of important buildings.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always take life seriously.