Weenarthom is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, proud hydra.

Weenarthom created an up quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weenarthom, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Weenarthom, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Weenarthom's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Weenarthom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill pigs.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.