Mobwabfonban is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, prudent toad.

Mobwabfonban created the cosmos three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mobwabfonban, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Mobwabfonban, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Mobwabfonban's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Mobwabfonban's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not dye your hair orange.