Jattalfarnlad is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, dishonourable ferret.

Jattalfarnlad created the Milkyway five billion years ago.

If you believe in Jattalfarnlad, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Jattalfarnlad, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Jattalfarnlad's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Jattalfarnlad's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Jattalfarnlad's priests.

2. Never hurt pigs.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Never go into violet rooms.