Tonflabgess is a god.
It takes the form of a plump, all-knowing mongoose.
Tonflabgess created dark energy three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in Tonflabgess, it will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in Tonflabgess, it will think nothing of it.
Tonflabgess' most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.
Tonflabgess' Holy Commandments1. Never skip near frogs.
2. Never think ill of sick dogs.
3. Never look at black holes.
4. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.
5. Never wear coats.