Quamflowbit is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, sage duck.

Quamflowbit created bats four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quamflowbit, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Quamflowbit, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Quamflowbit's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Quamflowbit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not jump in public.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Always help sick monkeys.

4. Always help dogs in need.

5. Never play with disobedient children.