Nelldissyakwon is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, capable fairy.

Nelldissyakwon created an atom four years ago.

If you believe in Nelldissyakwon, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nelldissyakwon, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Nelldissyakwon's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Nelldissyakwon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

3. Do not hurt pigs.

4. Hide if six birds approach from the north.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.