Hivdossbafdan is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, thoughtless hare.

Hivdossbafdan created Africa seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Hivdossbafdan, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hivdossbafdan, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Hivdossbafdan's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Hivdossbafdan's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hivdossbafdan.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Do not jump in public.

4. Never sit in holy places.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.