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She takes the form of a very heavy, all-knowing parrot.

Gupcamdab created humanity three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gupcamdab, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gupcamdab, she will curse you with boils.

Gupcamdab's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Gupcamdab's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into mauve rooms.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never think about comets.