Yattrawip is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, almighty wren.

Yattrawip created an up quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yattrawip, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Yattrawip, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Yattrawip's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Yattrawip's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.

2. Erect a large tin sculpture of Yattrawip on top of all buildings.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never mention ants.