Vonkgunfuttonkbonk is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, fussy wasp.

Vonkgunfuttonkbonk created water five million years ago.

If you believe in Vonkgunfuttonkbonk, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Vonkgunfuttonkbonk, it will turn you into a duck.

Vonkgunfuttonkbonk's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Vonkgunfuttonkbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill ducks.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not drink water in red rooms.