Limmitpon is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, stupid newt.

Limmitpon created the planet Venus eight million years ago.

If you believe in Limmitpon, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Limmitpon, he will turn you into a hamster.

Limmitpon's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Limmitpon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Limmitpon's name in vain.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Worship no other gods but Limmitpon.

4. Never write about stars.

5. Horses are not to be trusted.