Gudbapflam Mabxenbeg is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, charitable rat.

Gudbapflam Mabxenbeg created silver seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gudbapflam Mabxenbeg, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gudbapflam Mabxenbeg, he will turn you into a worm.

Gudbapflam Mabxenbeg's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Gudbapflam Mabxenbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick nematodes.

2. Voles are not to be trusted.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Erect a large iron sculpture of Gudbapflam Mabxenbeg on top of all buildings.

5. Do not dye your hair violet.