Kimfligveg is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, clever penguin.

Kimfligveg created silver four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kimfligveg, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Kimfligveg, it will turn you into a duck.

Kimfligveg's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Kimfligveg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. You must never eat cucumbers.

3. Do not dye your hair orange.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never think about spacetime near horses while wearing cyan shorts and balancing five gold spheres on your hands.