Rilmapbed is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, selfish faun.

Rilmapbed created tapeworms two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rilmapbed, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Rilmapbed, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Rilmapbed's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Rilmapbed's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Rilmapbed in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Do not speak about bananas.

5. Do not dye your hair indigo.