Nellkap is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, omniscient warg.

Nellkap created carbon four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nellkap, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nellkap, it will be mildly annoyed.

Nellkap's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Nellkap's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant white sculpture of Nellkap in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Hide from yellow birds for they are unholy.

5. Do not stand on grass.