Catstip Niblancatquafbodwikcar is a god.

She takes the form of a large, intelligent porpoise.

Catstip Niblancatquafbodwikcar created the Sunflower Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Catstip Niblancatquafbodwikcar, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Catstip Niblancatquafbodwikcar, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Catstip Niblancatquafbodwikcar's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Catstip Niblancatquafbodwikcar's Holy Commandments

1. Always help monkeys.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.

4. Never feed carrots to capybaras while wearing ear rings.

5. Never think about archaea.