Mutdumnak Rap Fatvenloop is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, flying fox.

Mutdumnak Rap Fatvenloop created an electron four years ago.

If you believe in Mutdumnak Rap Fatvenloop, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Mutdumnak Rap Fatvenloop, she will strike you with lightening.

Mutdumnak Rap Fatvenloop's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Mutdumnak Rap Fatvenloop's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never mention doves.

3. Never eat cherries.

4. Always help sick sharks.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.