Quillbinpadsasbepyatpit is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, idiotic hamster.

Quillbinpadsasbepyatpit created vertebrates seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Quillbinpadsasbepyatpit, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Quillbinpadsasbepyatpit, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Quillbinpadsasbepyatpit's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Quillbinpadsasbepyatpit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.