Kikmapmot is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, quiet jackal.

Kikmapmot created water four years ago.

If you believe in Kikmapmot, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Kikmapmot, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Kikmapmot's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Kikmapmot's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not wear nickel on your body.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never talk about optics.