Omtbuggem is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, unselfish penguin.

Omtbuggem created an electron six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Omtbuggem, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Omtbuggem, it will throw large rocks at you.

Omtbuggem's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Omtbuggem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill grasshopers.

2. Always help aardvarks.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Omtbuggem.

4. Do not dye your hair orange.

5. Never feed lots of lemons to monkeys while wearing gray scarves.