Yimzimstiknarl is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, capable ferret.

Yimzimstiknarl created a charm quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimzimstiknarl, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Yimzimstiknarl, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Yimzimstiknarl's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Yimzimstiknarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Yimzimstiknarl loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.

3. Never talk about nucleic acids.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never bounce in the presence of goats.